Chasing your tail lights
I’m taking a turn with this blog. No longer will I be writing random posts about random topics. I’ll just talk about ME from now on, so I guess…PREPARE TO BE BORED TO DEATH!!!! har-dy-har-har~
Mondays are the worst…good thing for me I’m not there today! Ho-Ho!!
Oh! I should really introduce myself properly before indulging you in the stories of my boring life.
I work fulltime at a small company on the other side of town, on casual rates. Meaning I don’t receive annual leaves, sick leaves and the worse one, or even public holiday rates!! Sucks mega balls. Anyway, takes me about 1hr to get to work and another 1hr to get back in, which is why I hate my current work. Work to me is like giving a blood donation: you go there, get an IV line stuck up you, draining you of life, energy and err…life. And I am totally not discouraging people on giving blood. I think that’s one of the best ways to help others. I donate 3-4 times a year. True story.
I only just recently realised I have morning sickness. And I don’t mean that in a pregnant-with-a-bunny sort of way either. But that waking up anywhere in between 12am-9am is TORTURE to me. I am definitely NOT a morning person. The only thing I do like about mornings is breakfast! Yum!!
So yeah, an average morning is as dull as the walls in your house, except for the days with the…pause for effect…the elusive Orange Lotus *DUH-DUNNN* (dramatic music for effect…but its still a boring story haha)
A MORNING WITH ME AND THE ELUSIVE ORANGE LOTUS
With another full week to go until the weekend, my mind and body revert to zombie-work mode. Wake up to the insistent sound of my alarm, press snooze at least 20 times before I realise, “Shiieetttt I’m late…AGAIN!” Rush to work in record time! I love driving. It’s so much fun. Too bad I’m too retarded to coordinate my arms and legs to work together, otherwise I would buy myself a manual car to race around in. There’s one other thing that keeps me on my toes in the morning though and that’s my race with that Orange Lotus. The Orange Lotus only appears once during the week and whenever I do see it zipping in and out of the morning rush-hour traffic, I have an uncontrollable urge to keep up and ultimately, one day, beat it. So here I am, weaving through the traffic, keeping up with the fleeing Orange Lotus. Some weeks, I am able to catch up and even overtake him! But then we get to an open stretch and KA-POW! I am left with the sound of turbo engines ringing in my ears and the fast disappearing tail lights of that yet-unreachable Orange Lotus.
One day, I’ll have him eating the tails lights of my MEGA BEAST OF A CAR!!
FYI: I drive a 1994 Honda Civic hatchback WHATASEXYBEAST!!!!!!
The End.
I need to buy a faster car dammit.
